They’re in the Army now …

So the packaging finally arrived from the Post Office. The delay was probably them searching around in vain for something to pack it in before sending it. But now, looking at the pictures above, I am caught in two minds [only two? – Ed.] Should I stick with the original plan to post the male teenage residents off to the US Marines, or would it be more appropriate to send them off to a cliff-top Buddhist training centre in Nepal?

Answers on a postcard, terms and conditions apply.